"The Hurt Locker" Wins Best Picture. Na'vi Everywhere Are Pissed!

 "KATHERYN BIGELOW IS NO JAMES CAMERON!" Na'vi warriors chant after Oscar thievery. 

Na'vi all over the planet are enraged that the 2010 Academy Awards chose to give their greatest prize to a flawed movie about a guy who would rather face the prospect of being blown into tiny pieces than go home and be a father and a husband.

Yes, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences chose to give the Best Picture award to "The Hurt Locker," a movie that, by some strange twist of fate, did not have a single Na'vi warrior in it.

Word has it that Na'vi activist groups are scrambling to protest the outrageous decision. For the Na'vi, giving the Best Picture to the ex-wife of their deity, James Cameron, is tantamount to inter-species racism, and the Na'vi are considering a fatwa on the Academy, if they only had a word in their language that meant "irrational anger at anything that does not conform to your culture."

Reports are coming in from London, Cairo, Sydney, and New York city of people witnessing various groups of Na'vi warriors flying their winged beasts and shooting arrows at random civilians. 

One Na'vi warrior was interviewed by CNN, and he said, "We do not accept this travesty of nature, this Bigelow person, as being a better diety than James Cameron. We will fight for his honor by killing everyone we can find until this decision is overturned. We have much work to do." After that, the Na'vi warrior killed the reporter.

No word on how long the Na'vi will persist in their struggle, but I, for one, want to welcome our new Na'vi overlords and I want to offer my services as a blogger to help them take revenge against the followers of the Anti-Cameron.